Since Lebau's expenses were added to the family's, we have had to cut corners to ensure that our monthly expenses are within budget. Let's look at how much we have to spend on Lebau on a daily basis:

2 tins wet Friskies @ RM1.49 per day                 2.98
1 bag dry friskies @RM14.00 for 4 weeks           1.00 (Fat Lebau downs the bag in 2)
Flea collar@ SGP10 per month                            0.77 (Increasing fleas with age)
Shampoo, Deodorant, Air Freshener etc               3.33 ( Lingering foul smell and bad breath)
2 Transnational coach tickets 10x/year vv basis     2.74 (Passengers displaced from car due to Lebau taking up nearly 2 seats...large behind!)
Cage, cat litter, toys (pacifiers)                              0.54
Damaged furniture, car seats, Hani's notes             0.79 (Assessed on replacement costs 5 months running average)                               ______________
TOTAL:                                                          RM12.15 per day or RM365 per month

Oh...my...God! About 52 Restoran Ismail's chicken biryani per month!

Had good lunch today. The bad part about lunch is hearing the family talk about Labau....this time is his yawn. Jan says his mouth makes a good hole puncher. Must try using it one day.

Whilst blogging I have him caged under a plastic basket. Just to see him try claw his way out. He could easily raise his body and lift the basket but being such a stupid cat that he is, he moves the basket around with him.....what a wonderful sight! 

Welcome to my daily rants about how much I hate cats in particular Labu - our family pet cat. Labu came into our family about 7 months ago. He was found screaming his head off in a longkang near my house. I have resisted the family from having a pet cat for many years and the finding of Labu gave them an opportunity to have a pet...in this case a CAT!!!! Yarrggh. Labu is now 7 months old ...to me he is more like 7 years. Too long with us. From a kitten he is now big, fat and ugly. Everyone thinks he's cute but to me he's not. He's got a dirty face which cannot be cleaned. How fortunate.

Anyway this is an introduction will tell you more tomorrow. Am regretting already as I have just wasted so much energy writing about this stupid cat Labu which I call Labau (First name) and Busuk (Surname) ...very French Le Bau Busuk.